We joke about Bruce and Jason having very similar body types since the pit
But what if Gotham citizens have NO idea who Batman is, but they are pretty sure Red Hood is Bruce Wayne.
Consensus is that Bruce snapped one day at the villains that try to dismantle everything he works towards, so he just started shooting.
Dc x dp prompt #43
Bruce was always telling Tim that he needed a new hobby, that photography and skateboarding weren’t keeping him from overworking enough.
So, to get back at Bruce for nagging so much, he decided he’d start studying magic. Only a week after he told Constantine that magic was banned from the manor and cave.
Ngl I just find it so funny if Danny just accidentally becomes friends with someone trying to rob him like-
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“Get up!”
And he was up, hands above his head and everything. The guy in all black proceeded to pat him down along his pockets while pointing a gun at him otherwise.
“How do you not have a wallet on you?”
“I’m a college student, I can barely afford tuition.”
That’s a lie, he was on a full ride scholarship, but they didn’t need to know that.
“Oh you too?”
Did this bitch just say ‘you too’ ? No way.
“‘You too?’ Are you doing this to pay for college???”
Ancients, the school system sucked if he had to resort to crime for this.
“Yeah- you wouldn’t believe how expensive my major is, the textbooks alone cost more than my rent!”
“Holy shit, no kidding. Yeah, why are textbooks so expensive? Why am I paying hundreds of dollars for something that could have been a 2 dollar pdf?”
“Right! I tried asking my professor instead, but he said he’d fail me if I didn’t have the right materials! It’s driving me nuts. Like how am I supposed to pay for all this?”
How Dannt started making conversation with his own robber, he didn’t know, but he was happy to finally complain with someone. He hadn’t exactly made friends since he got here.
“Personally I buy used books, and the more trashed they are, the cheaper. Then, you can just use the pdf version but still have the textbook in class. It’s honestly so much easier. Or you can see if you can borrow it from the library and just bring it in for the classes he checks it, then return it after to avoid the fees. That option is a bit more troublesome though.”
“Oh shit, no way! That’s awesome, I never thought of that, thanks man! Man, I wish I talked to you sooner.”
“Yeah, it’s all good, maybe just avoid the crime after this? There’s tons of online jobs you can do during class and stuff. I don’t know, there’s always another option than crime. You sound like a good guy, just desperate.”
The robber turned friend (?) lowered his gun and sighed before returning the items in the bag to everyone. He then apologized to the cashier and then to everyone else before giving Danny a hug (how long had it been since he’d gotten one of those?) and leaving. Danny was so proud of him he almost cried (again).
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I know it’s a bit weird and out of place, but that’s bcs its a snippet from a fic I’m writing on ao3 😭
But still, I need more of Danny befriending ppl trying to jump/rob him
I need an entire fic where Danny keeps talking down criminals and befriending them. Robbers? Friends now. Gangsters? Come to his apartment periodically to check if hes okay. Rogues? Playing video games with him.
The bats are in awe. Eventually the Joker hears about this and comes to pick a fight. Everyone freezes, wondering how this will play out. Will he “tame” the Joker too? Gotham holds its breath…
Danny kicks him in the dick
Then peppersprays him while he’s down. Then he uses the super nasa space travel level spray on glue he had developed as a science project tomake sure Joker can’t move before calling the police.
Red Hood shows up at the next Rogue game session with snacks
Just Danny being Gotham Citys capibara
“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy
Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than ¼ of your income.
Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.
After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.
The housing market is a fucking travesty.
Hmm what happened in the mid eighties….
Being able to endure something does not equal an obligation to withstand it.
Ooh.
That’s a new thought.
i may need to embroider this on a sampler with flowers and skulls around it
Decided to yank out the brush pens and do some screencap redraws. Toshinori is such endless fun to draw.
as a child being told “the moon controls the tides” with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you’re talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn’t ready for “the sun is a distant gorilla”. thank you NASA
You know what it gets me? Bruce Wayne loved Dick Grayson on purpose. Bruce saw that little boy lose his parents and he took his hand on the same day deciding, I’m going to love you on purpose. I will take care of you. I have no idea on how to take care of a child, I’ve never imagined myself taking care of one either. But I will try with ever fiber of my being to give you a good life. I don’t know how to love but I will love you.
And he’s been keeping that promise ever since.
Batman: Year 3 (1989)
As someone who lost a parent and still has a biological family, what Bruce did for Dick is what made me admire him (and hate every time some writer makes him so cold to his children).
It’s so difficult for a child to have someone who understands what’s going on when you lose a parent. Not someone who just cares for you, but gets what is happening. I had my family, but after twenty years, I still have the scars that their disregard did to me.
Now we have therapists, psychologists, and is more “normal” to talk about what’s good for a child and what is not. Sometimes, Bruce Wayne is judged by modern concepts.
But ten years ago it wasn’t, and still nowadays is a tabu in some places.
And Bruce Wayne, more than fifty years ago, saw Dick Grayson losing both his parents and thought “This boy needs me”.
Did he do a good job? Depends on the writer, but most of them put Dick loving his adoptive father. Even if they had fights, an adult only goes to his father if he trusts him and cares for him.
What Bruce Wayne did to Dick is something beautiful.
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